Funky Kong

"How do you think this will end?" "It will end with Mario getting his friends back! YOU BIG MONKEY!!"

"Screw this! Whats the point of being a Nintendo Lawyer if Nintendo doesnt even believe in me!!!" *Turn back to Funky Kong*"Im gonna go and dance to funky music and sell weapons instead."

Funky Kong Funky Kong Lawyer Kong Nintendo GMOD Blender GMOD Background information First Appearance SMG4: Mario VS Donkey KongSMG4: SMG4 Gets Sued As Lawyer Kong Latest appearance SMG4: You Made Mario Do This Cameo 2nd advertisement As Lawyer Kong Voice Toshihide TsuchiyaGeorge AndreasText-to-Speech Funky Kong Voice Font speech Toshihide TsuchiyaGeorge AndreasText-to-Speech Funky Kong Voice Inspiration HimselfO'Brien from Nineteen Eighty-Four novel (role)Lawyer Kong is Here! video Character information Other names Fat Ape (by Meggy)Big Monkie (by SMG4) Nationality DK IsleMushroom Kingdom Occupation NFT Salesman (formerly)Lawyer of the Nintendo Corporation (possibly Formerly)Arms Dealer Behavioral Alignment Neutral Affiliations Nintendo (as Lawyer Kong) Goal To get rid of the non-Nintendo Mushroom Kingdom citizens (partially succeeded as of SMG4: NINTENDO HAS CLAIMED THIS VIDEO, but later failed in SMG4: Goodbye, SMG4)Turn Mushroom Kingdom into a dictatorship of Nintendo HQ (partially succeeded as of SMG4: NINTENDO HAS CLAIMED THIS VIDEO, but later failed in SMG4: War Of The Fat Italians 2022)Brainwashed the imprisoned Nintendo Mushroom Kingdom citizens in firewall into how they were before SMG4 arrived (partially succeeded as of SMG4: Mario Can't Play With You Anymore..., but later failed in SMG4: Breaking Luigi)Imprisoned non-Nintendo Mushroom Kingdom citizens in grey area (failed) Home Mushroom Kingdom Relatives Kong Family Victims All Original Characters (Temporarily) Allies Donkey KongDiddy KongChunky KongLanky KongShigeru MiyamotoInkling Police DepartmentSMG4MarioLuigiMeggy SpletzerSMG3 Minions Nintendo Ninjas (as Lawyer Kong) Enemies SMG4 (formerly)Mario (formerly)Luigi (formerly)Meggy Spletzer (formerly)SMG3 (formerly) Likes Being FunkyDancing to Funky MusicGunsNintendo and its IPs being as they should be (as Lawyer Kong) Dislikes SMG4 using Mario and co to make videos/content (As Lawyer Kong) Powers and abilities Authority

Superhuman strengthLeadershipFighting skillsCharismaImmense wealth and recoursesLawyer Skills and Knowledge

Funky Kong is an ape (though he is also a monkey going by his own words) from the Donkey Kong series and recurring character in SMG4 series. As Lawyer Kong, he serves as a major antagonist in the SMG4 series, serving as the final antagonist of Season 12 after Niles and Kaizo Koorumaniru, specifically the main antagonist of The Lawsuit Arc.

He is the former corrupt lawyer working on behalf of a stricter and progressively more draconian Nintendo, aiming to kick SMG4 and all of the series' influence and aspects out in order to restore the SMG4verse's iteration of Mushroom Kingdom to its original status as Nintendo's Mushroom Kingdom in order for make it possible for his bosses in Nintendo to make more games in peace.

After the SMG4 v. Nintendo, Lawyer Kong is eventually defeated and decided to give up his Lawyer Job and goes back to his old ways of playing funky music and selling weapons.

His normal appearance features him wearing a white tank top, red bandana, and ripped shorts. His appearance as Lawyer Kong has a similar resemblance to his normal self, but with a Nintendo head bandanna and a small gray top hat on his head, matched with an unbuttoned short-sleeved suit (with a black belt and yellow buckle without the trousers) with two buttons but still including the short-sleeved white shirt and black tie. Lawyer Kong has 8 fingers and toes, making him a bit different than the other Kongs.

Although Lawyer Kong claimed to have intentions on restoring the Mushroom Kingdom after SMG4's influence had corrupted its inhabitants, notably Mario, he held a callous disregard for all the non-Nintendo characters such as Meggy, referring to them as a 'disease' which he aimed to segregate them from the Nintendo characters. His lack of empathy is also clear when the DMCA is signed as he takes pleasure on seeing the majority of the SMG4 perish.

As an oppressive and crooked attorney, Lawyer Kong is not hesitant to resort to underhanded methods to keep Mario and Nintendo in order, such as relying on ninja minions, Inkopolis' police force and even forcibly knocking out Meggy's documents.

He appears as one of Donkey Kong's allies. He controls a colossal crane with a spike ball in hopes of hitting Mario who's infiltrating Donkey Kong's House to save Pauline but fails.

He gets turned into a T-Pose Zombie and later got cured by Peach and a Koopa.

The Teletubby Shaman turns into a Golden Funky Kong by the Inkweaver. But he got crushed gun Gundam created by Axol.

He works at Orphans R' us.

He raids Sony Headquarters with the other Nintendo characters.

He gets Mario invested into NFTs. He later tries to commit suicide after he saw Mario made the world gone chaos, but gets turned into an NFT.

He drops a bomb that kills some pig soldiers.

He first appears as the main antagonist of this episode. Where SMG4 was sued by Nintendo's legal team when Mario was absent from making a new Mario game for five years, and has taken Mario back to Nintendo, since his IP contract proves he's Shigeru Miyamoto property. In which Mario refused to co-operate with them. When Lawyer Kong arrives taking back Mario again after he was rescued by Meggy Spletzer, he holds SMG4 hostage with a DMCA paper on his other hand, forcing Mario to go with Nintendo. As Miyamoto was more interested making a new game with Luigi, Lawyer Kong reluctantly lets Mario go as there is no purpose for him anymore within the company for the time being, he warns Mario that he will come back for him.

He reappears and has gotten permission to create a firewall around the Mushroom Kingdom into a walled dictatorship state. Lawyer Kong looks down on non-Nintendo Mushroom Kingdom citizens, in which Lawyer Kong viewed the other Mushroom Kingdom citizens as "disease", which why he has a reason to be hostile towards SMG4 for reducing the world to its corrupted state with his arrival.

He makes a small cameo with him being unhappy that SMG4 and Meggy had rescued the Mario Bros. Meggy and Mario notice him staring them back as they escaped, with SMG4 knowing that Lawyer Kong won't take Mario's escape in stride.

He reappears to stop the Mario brothers from corrupting the Mushroom Kingdom with memes even further. Luigi is seemingly successful at getting Lawyer Kong to back off from the Mario Bros. and let them be. Unfortunately, Lawyer Kong shocks him hard enough with a well-timed "Your Mom" joke, causing Luigi to lose his Heisenberg persona, and leaves him and Mario easy prey for capture.

He reappears with Miyamoto and shows them the Mario brothers locked up behind bars, and while Miyamoto initially tries to free the Mario Bros., Lawyer Kong reveals he actually put them there. He also tries to convince Miyamoto to sign a Super DMCA, which would kill all non-Nintendo characters, however Mario and Luigi attempt to stop him from signing it by making games for Miyamoto using the non-Nintendo characters. As Mario's ideas were starting to displease Miyamoto, Lawyer Kong hesitantly convinced Miyamoto's decision to sign the Super DMCA. Meggy and SMG4 came running back with a parody contract, with Meggy attempting to swipe the Super DMCA with it. It fails as Lawyer Kong manages to stop Meggy and smacks the documents out of her hands, enabling Miyamoto signing the Super DMCA, Lawyer Kong could only be impressed that he has succeeded as he sees all the non-Nintendo characters perish.

After Mario tries to sneak through Nintendo HQ in a box after finding out Meggy put the Parody Contract in his hat, Lawyer Kong notices it and lifts the box up and finds out Mario put a Bob-omb inside instead. Eventually, after Mario flies out of Nintendo HQ using a Launch Star from Super Mario Galaxy, Lawyer Kong pursues Mario in a Koopa Clown Car and tries to shoot Mario down, but Mario successfully gets to the court and throws the parody contract onto Judge Kirby. When Lawyer Kong gets there, he chokes Mario in anger until Kirby intervenes and has decided to rule in Mario's favor upon seeing the parody contract, despite Lawyer Kong's protests. Kirby then summons SMG4, now resuscitated for a trial against Nintendo and Lawyer Kong, with Meggy as SMG4's lawyer-in-training.

During the trial, Lawyer Kong and Meggy argue whether Mario should be used for parody purposes or not, and Kirby decided that they should settle a trial with a war consisting with various challenges, despite Lawyer Kong stated it has nothing to do with law. Mario and the rest of the Nintendo IPs gets mind controlled by Lawyer Kong into opposing SMG4 and the original characters in the challenges. After competing, SMG4's gang have a rap battle with Lawyer Kong and systemically dismantling his case and the SMG4 cast ends up winning the trial, After accepting his loss, Lawyer Kong reverts back to his old personality, Funky Kong. Funky decides that since not even Nintendo believes in him, he should quit being a lawyer and sell guns instead and leaves. Meanwhile, "Kirby" revealed himself to be Shigeru Miyamoto all along and admitted that he is the mastermind behind the trial, including hiring Funky Kong as his lawyer. In the end, Funky Kong appears before SMG4, Mario and Meggy, who prepare for a fight, only to offer the gang his weapons.

Lawyer Kong and Sonic appears trying to use a DMCA on Mario, however, the latter shoved Sonic up Lawyer Kong's butt sending him up in the sky.

As Lawyer Kong, despite being a lawyer, he violated some laws in purpose to get rid of almost every non-Nintendo characters/IP's, including SMG4 and his influence/morale. However, all of these charges were probably dropped after he redeemed himself as Funky Kong following his defeat.