老婆的使用说明书终于出世了！谁编的？肚子笑疼了！

【注意事项】肾功能不全者慎用

【规格】偏重超标不影响使用

【贮藏】适俯首贴耳保存。避免与其他女性共同存放。严禁在外过夜存放。

【包装】各种时装、鞋帽、首饰、手袋，随季节变化更换

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【有效期】一 生 一 世

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【批准文号】见结婚证

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【生产日期】见身份证

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【生产企业】岳父岳母

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【特别说明】退货手续繁琐，买之前睁大眼睛，买之后睁只眼闭只眼。

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谁编的？

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