电影“功夫熊猫 Kung Fu Panda (2008)”完整台词

　　首度以人见人爱的大熊猫和中国功夫作为故事主线，《功夫熊猫》定于6月全球上映，届时配合举世瞩目的2008年北京奥运，加上武术首度被列为奥运特设项目，相信定必在全世界掀起势不可挡的中国功夫热潮，电影有望打破纪录，勇夺全球动画票房金牌！ 　　梦工厂对这部重头戏非常重视，除了出动《怪物史瑞克》、《马达加斯加》班底精心构思故事、设计角色，钻研最先进的电脑特技外，更请来最星光熠熠的声演阵容，包括搞笑巨星杰克·布莱克( Jack Black )声演熊猫阿宝、金像影帝达斯汀·霍夫曼( Dustin Hoffman )声演施福大师、成龙大哥声演灵猴、性感巨星安吉丽娜·朱丽( Angelina Jolie )声演飞虎女、《霹雳天使》华裔红星刘玉玲( Lucy Liu )声演毒蛇，如此强劲卡士绝对前所未见！ 　　梦工厂CEO杰弗瑞·卡森伯格( Jeffrey Katzenberg...

导演: 马克·奥斯本 / 约翰·斯蒂文森 编剧: 乔纳森·阿贝尔 / 格伦·伯杰 / 伊森·瑞弗 / 塞卢斯·沃瑞斯 主演: 杰克·布莱克 / 达斯汀·霍夫曼 / 安吉丽娜·朱莉 / 伊恩·麦柯肖恩 / 成龙 / 塞斯·罗根 / 刘玉玲 / 大卫·克罗斯 / 兰德尔·杜克·金 / 吴汉章 / 丹·福勒 / 迈克·克拉克·邓肯 / 韦恩·奈特 / 凯尔·加斯 / JR·里德 / 劳拉·奈特林格 / 坦雅·海登 / 斯蒂芬·凯林 / 马克·奥斯本 / 约翰·斯蒂文森 / 肯特·奥斯博内 / 瑞利·奥斯本 类型: 喜剧 / 动作 / 动画 / 冒险 官方网站: www.kungfupanda.com 制片国家/地区: 美国 语言: 英语 上映日期: 2008-06-20(中国大陆) / 2008-05-15(戛纳电影节) / 2008-06-06(美国) 片长: 95分钟 又名: 熊猫阿宝 / 阿宝正传

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until you let goof the illusion of control.

Illusion?

Yes. Look at this tree, Shifu.

I cannot make it blossomwhen it suits me,

nor make it bear fruitbefore its time.

But there are things we can control.

I can control when the fruit will fall.

And I can control...

...where to plant the seed.

That is no illusion, Master.

Yes.

But no matter what you do

that seed will grow to be a peach tree.

You may wish for an apple or an orange,but you will get a peach.

But a peach cannot defeat Tai Lung!

Maybe it can.

If you are willing to guide it.

To nurture it.

To believe in it.

But how? How?

I need your help, Master.

No, you just need to believe.

Promise me, Shifu.

Promise me you will believe.

I will try.

Good.

My time has come.

You must continueyourjourney without me.

What are you? Wait!

Master!

You can't leave me!

You must believe.

Master!

Yeah, so I'm like,"Fine, you may be a wolf,

you may be the scariest banditin Haijin Province...

...but you're a lousy tipper."

Really? So how did youget out of there alive?

I mean, I didn't actually say that...

...but I thought it...

...in my mind.

If he could read my mind,he'd be, like, "What?"

Order up! Hope you like it.

??This is really good!??No, come on.

Try my dad's Secret Ingredient Soup.He actually knows the secret ingredient.

What do you mean? This is amazing!

??You're a really good cook.??I wish my mouth was bigger.

Tigress, you've got to try this.

It is said that the Dragon Warriorcan survive for months

on nothing but the dew of ginkgo leafand the energy of the universe.

I guess my body doesn't knowit's the Dragon Warrior yet.

I'm gonna need a lot morethan dew and universe juice.

??What???Nothing... Master Shifu.

Never be the Dragon Warrior unless youlose 500 pounds and brush your teeth!

What is that noise you're making?Laughter? I never heard of it!

Work hard, panda, and maybe someday...

...you will have ears like mine.

That's good.

Ears. It's not working for you?I thought they were pretty good.

It's Shifu!

Of course it's Shifu.What do you think I'm doing?

Master Shifu!

You think this is funny?

Tai Lung has escapedand you're acting like children!

??What???He is coming for the Dragon Scroll,

and you are the only onewho can stop him.

And I was sayingyou got no sense of humor.

I'm gonna... stop Tai Lung.

What? You're serious? And I have to?

Master Oogway will stop him,like he did before.

Oogway cannot!

Not anymore.

Our only hope is the Dragon Warrior.

??The panda???Yes, the panda!

Master, let us stop Tai Lung.This is what you've trained us for.

No! It is not your destinyto defeat Tai Lung.

It is his!

Where'd he go?

You cannot leave!A real warrior never quits.

Watch me.

come on.

How am I supposed to beat Tai Lung?I can't even beat you to the stairs.

You will beat himbecause you are the Dragon Warrior.

You don't believe that.You never believed that.

From the beginning,you've tried to get rid of me.

Yes! I was.

But now I ask you to trust in yourmaster as I have come to trust in mine.

You're not my master.And I'm not the Dragon Warrior.

Then why didn't you quit?! You knewI wanted you gone, yet you stayed.

Yeah, I stayed.

I stayed because every timeyou threw a brick at my head

or said I smelled, it hurt,but it could never hurt more

than it did every dayof my life just being me.

I stayed because I thought,if anyone could change me...

...could make me... not me...

...it was you.

The greatest kung fu teacherin all of Ohina!

But I can change you!

I can turn you into the Dragon Warrior!And I will!

come on. Tai Lung ison his way here right now.

Even if it takes him a hundred yearsto get here, how are you...

...gonna change thisinto the Dragon Warrior?

How?

How?

??How?!??I don't know!

I don't know.

That's what I thought.

This is what you trained me for.

Tigress!

Don't try and stop me.

We're not trying to stop you.

What?

We're coming with you!

What? I eat when I'm upset, OK?

No need to explain.

I thought you might be Monkey. He hideshis almond cookies on the top shelf.

Don't tell Monkey.

??Look at you.??Yeah, I know, I disgust you.

No, I mean, how did you get up there?

I don't know. I guess that...

I don't know. I was getting a cookie.

Yet you are ten feet off the ground.

And you have done a perfect spilt.

No, this? This is just...

...an accident.

There are no accidents.

come with me.

I know you're trying to beall mystical and kung fuey...

...but could you at leasttell me where we're going?

You dragged me...

...all the way out here...

...for a bath?

Panda...

...we do not wash our pitsin the Pool of Sacred Tears.

The Pool of...

This is where Oogwayunraveled the mysteries...

...of harmony and focus.

This is the birthplace...

...of kung fu.

Do you want to learn kung fu?

Yeah!

Then I am your master!

OK!

Don't cry.

OK.

When you focus on kung fu,

when you concentrate...

...you stink.

Perhaps that is my fault.

I cannot train you the wayI have trained the Five.

I now see that the wayto get through to you...

...is with this.

Oh, great, 'cause I am hungry.

Good.

When you have been trained, you may eat.

Let us begin.

After you, panda.

Just like that?

No sit-ups? No ten-mile hike?

I vowed to train you, and youhave been trained. You are free to eat.

Enjoy.

Hey!

I said you are free to eat.Have a dumpling.

Hey!

You are free to eat.

??Am I?!??Are you?!

I'm not hungry.

Master.

Out it!

Where's the Dragon Warrior?

How do you knowyou're not looking at her?

You think I'm a fool?

I know you're not the Dragon Warrior.None of you!

I heard how he fell outof the sky in a ball of fire.

That he's a warrior unlikeanything the world has ever seen.

??Po???So that is his name. Po.

Finally, a worthy opponent.

Our battle will be legendary!

We've got this. Help her.

Monkey!