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Let me take it down
An elephant said to a mouse ,"no doubt that you are the smallest znd most useless thing that Ihave e ver seen ."
"Pless ,say it again .Let me take it down ."the mouse said ."I will tell a flea what I know."
一头大象对一只小老鼠说: “ 你无疑是我见过的最小、最没用的东西。 ”
“ 请再说一遍,让我把它记下来。 ” 老鼠说。 “ 我要讲给我认识的一只跳蚤听。
Osama Bin Laden, a Canadian, and President Bush were walking down the street when they saw a golden lamp. They rubbed it and a genie came out and said, "I will grant each one a wish that‟s 3 togeth er." The Canadian said, "I am a father and my son will be a farmer so I want the soil in Canada to be forever fertile." The genie said the magic words and the wish came true. Osama looked amazed so he wished for a wall around Afghanistan the genie said the magic words and again the wish came true. President Bush said "Genie, tell me more about this wall," the genie said,” It‟s 50 feet thick and 500 feet tall so nothing can get in and nothing can get out." President Bush said,” Wow! That‟s a big bridge...Fil l it with water!!!
拉登 , 一加拿大人还有布什总统走在大街上看到一盏金色的灯 . 他们擦了擦灯出现了一个精灵 . 精 灵说 :" 我要满足你们每人一个愿望总共三个 " 加拿大人说 :" 我是个父亲我儿子将成为农夫 , 因此我想让 加拿大的土地永远肥沃 " 精灵说了咒语愿望实现了 . 拉登看了很惊奇 , 他希望有座城墙围绕阿富汗 . 精灵 又说了咒语愿望又实现了 . 布什总统问 :" 精灵请告诉我关于这座墙的事情 " 精灵回答 :" 墙厚 50 英尺高 500 英尺因而里面的任何东西出不来外面的任何东西进不去 " 布什总统 :" 哇 ! 那是座大桥耶 ... 注满水 ! "
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