大家在学习英语的时候，如果了解一些英文笑话简短带翻译句子是有很多好处的，这样就能够很好的学习英语了，那么英文笑话简短带翻译句子有哪些?哪些是最搞笑的?今天就来介绍下。

英文笑话简短(带翻译)

1、Boy: Is this seat empty? Girl: Yes and this one will be if you sit down. 男孩：这个座位是空的么? 女孩：是的，如果你坐下，我的座位也将是空的。

英文笑话简短

2、Boy: Can I buy you a drink? Girl: Actually I'd rather have the money. 男孩：我可以给你买杯饮料吗? 女孩：你不如直接把钱给我得了。

3、My little dog can't read Mrs. Brown: Oh, my dear, I have lost my precious little dog! Mrs. Smith: But you must put an advertisement in the papers!  Mrs. Brown: It's no use, my little dog can't read.

我的狗不识字。布朗夫人：哦， 亲爱的，我把珍爱的小狗给丢了! 史密斯夫人：可是你该在报纸上登广告啊! 布朗夫人：没有用的，我的小狗不认识字。”

4、My Wife Will Exchange Them。A gentleman walks into a store and asked for a pair of gloves.   ″Cloth or leather﹖″ asked the salesperson.  ″Makes no difference ″replied customer.   ″What color﹖″ asked the clerk.  ″Any″ he responded.

″Size﹖″ ″Give me whatever you prefer″ the gentleman said slightly exasperated. ″My wife will be back tomorrow to exchange them.″

反正我太太明天会来换的。一位先生走进一家商店要买副手套。 “您是要布的还是皮的?”售货员问。 “没什么区别。”这位顾客回答。 “那您要什么颜色的呢?”售货员又问。“什么颜色都成。”他回答。 “号码呢?” “您就随便给我拿一副吧，”这位顾客有点不耐烦了，“反正我太太明天都会来换的。”

5、A  physics Examination，Once in a physics examination, Nick finished the first question very soon, while his classmates were thinking it hard.  The question was: When it thunders why do we see the lighting first, then hear the thunder rolls?

Nick‘s answer: Because  our eyes are before ears.

一次物理考试。在一次物理考试时，当同学们都还在苦思冥想时，尼克很快就答好了第一个问题。这个问题是：为什么在打雷时，我们总是先看到闪电后听到雷声?尼克的回答是：因为眼睛在前，耳朵在后。

6、Jim’s History Examination。Uncle: How did Jim do in his history examination?Mother: Oh, not at all well, but there, it wasn't his fault. They asked him  things that happened before the poor boy was born.

吉姆的历史考试。舅舅：吉姆这孩子历史考得怎么样?母亲：唉，糟透了。可话又说回来，这也不能怪他。嗨，他们尽问一些这个可怜的孩子出生前的事儿。

7、he is really somebody。-- My uncle has 1000 men under him. -- He is really somebody. What does he do?-- A maintenance man in a cemetery.

他真是一个大人物。-- 我叔叔下面有1000个人。-- 他真是一个大人物。干什么的?-- 墓地守墓人。

简单的英文笑话简短(带翻译)

如：汤姆的借口

老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?

汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"

迅捷在线翻译过后的英文：

TOM'S EXCUSE

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slow".

要一个非常简单的英语小笑话

1A Good Boy

Little Robert asked his mother for two cents.

"What did you do with the money I gave you yesterday?"

"I gave it to a poor old woman," he answered.

"You're a good boy," said the mother proudly. "Here are two cents more. But why are you so interested in the old woman?"

"She is the one who sells the candy."

好孩子

小罗伯特向妈妈要两分钱。

“昨天给你的钱干什么了?”

“我给了一个可怜的老太婆，”他回答说。 “你真是个好孩子，”妈妈骄傲地说。“再给你两分钱。可你为什么对那位老太太那么感兴趣呢?”

“她是个卖糖果的。”

2Essay

Teacher had set his class an essay in "A Game of Cricket". After two minutes Simon Steel handed his paper in and was allowed to go home. His essay read: "Rain stopped play."

作文

老师给学生出了个作文题：“一场板球赛”。两分钟后，西蒙。斯蒂尔交了作文，老师允许他回家了。他在作文上写道：“下雨，比赛终止。”

3Who Discovered Australia?

Teacher: Find Australia on the map for me, Johnny.

Johnny: It's there, sir.

Teacher: That's right. Now Sammy, who discovered Australia?

Sammy: Johnny, sir.

谁发现了澳大利亚?

老师：约翰尼，在地图上给我找出澳大利亚在什么地方。

约翰尼：先生，在这儿。

老师：对了。萨默，你来回答我是谁发现了澳大利亚?

萨默：先生，是约翰尼。

4Lightning

Teacher: Why is it said that lightning never strikes the same place twice?

Roy: Because after it's struck once the same place isn't there any more!

闪电

老师：为什么说闪电从来不会两次击中同一个地方?

罗伊：因为它击中一个地方一次以后，那个地方就不存在了。

5The Climate of New Zealand

Teacher: Matthew, what is the climate of New Zealand?

Matthew: Very Cold, sir.

Teacher: Wrong.

Matthew: But, sir! When they send us meat it always arrives frozen!

新西兰的气候

老师：马修，新西兰的气候怎么样?

马修：先生，那里的天气很冷。

老师：错了。

马修：可是，先生!从那儿运来的猪肉都冻得硬邦邦的。

您好：

Teacher: Tom, why are you late for school every day?

Tom: Every time I come to the corner, a sign says, "School-Go Slowly".

老师：汤姆，您为什么每天上学迟到?

汤姆：我每次路过拐角，一个路标上面写着："学校----慢行。"

Mother: Why are you jumping up and down?

Tom:I'vejust taken some medicine and I forgot to shake the bottle.

妈妈：你为什么不停地跳上跳下的?

汤姆：我刚吃完药，可我忘了先摇瓶子了

Mother: Freddie, why is your face so red?

Freddie: I was running up the street to stop a fight.

Mother: That's a very nice thing to do. Who was fighting?

Freddie: Me and Jackie Smith.

妈妈：弗雷迪，你的脸为什么那么红?

弗雷迪：我刚才在大街上跑，为的是阻止一次打架?

妈妈：你做的对，谁和谁在打架。

弗雷迪：我和杰克·史密斯。

英文笑话简短

英文笑话简短句子 英语小笑话(带翻译)短些

1、Warning Several weeks after our son began his freshman year at Alma College in Michigan, my husband and I decided to visit him.

I was careful to call him a few days in advance to "warn" him that we would be coming.

When we arrived at the dorm, however, I was taken aback by the disarray of his room. "Forgot we were coming, didn‘t you?" I teased.

"Are you kidding?" he replied, "Why else would I have bothered to clean?"

提醒

我们的儿子是密歇根州阿尔马大学的新生，开学几个星期之后，我和丈夫决定去看看他。我特意提前给他打电话，“提醒”他我们将光临。

但是当我们来到宿舍时，他的房间凌乱不堪，我非常吃惊。“忘了我们要来，是吧?”我取笑他。

“开什么玩笑?“，他回答说，“要不我凭什么费神打扫?”

2、Ground Rules

One of my favorite teachers at Southeast Missouri State University in Cape Girardeau was known of his droll sense of humor.

Explaining his ground rules to one freshman class, he said, "Now I know my lectures can often be dry and boring,

so I don‘t mind if you look at your watches during class. I do, however, object to your pounding them on the desk to make sure they‘re still running."

基本原则

位于吉拉多海角的密苏里东南州立大学有一位我非常喜欢的老师，他奇特的幽默感很是出名。在对一个新生班级讲解他的基本原则时，

他说：“我知道我的讲课可能经常会枯燥乏味，了无生趣，所以如果你们在上课时看表我并不介意。

不过我坚决反对你们将表在课桌上猛敲看它们是不是还在走。”

3、After supper, the parents were busy playing mah-jong with the guests. At this point the mother thought of something and said to her son who was watching TV,

"Honey, go see if the kitchen light is on or not?"

After a while, her son returned and said, "Ma, the kitchen is so dark that I cannot see it at all."

晚饭后，父亲和母亲都忙着和客人玩麻将，这时母亲忽然想起点儿事来，便对正在看电视的儿子说道：“宝贝，去看看厨房里的灯是不是还开着呢?” 过了一会儿，儿子回来说：“妈，厨房里太黑了，我根本就看不见。”

4、Young hopeful：“Father，what is a traitor in politics，Father(aveteranpolitician)：“A traitor is a man who leaves our party and goes over to the other one.”

Young hopeful：“Well then，what is a man who leaves his party and comes over to yours?” Father：“A convert，my son.”

有希望的青年人：“父亲，什么叫政治叛徒?” 父亲(一位老资格的政治家)：“叛徒指的是离开我们党而加入到另一个党的人。”

有希望的青年人：“那么，离开他的党而加入到我们党的人又叫什么呢?” 父亲：“叫改变信仰者。我的儿子。”

5、I do not know the reason why some people want to get up late. They will never have the opportunity to enjoy (of enjoying) the fresh air and calmness of the morning.

This is indeed a quite regrettable thing.To rise early is a good habit (which) we should cultivate. Why? Because the best time when we can pursue our studies is in the morning.

In addition, early rising is also good to our health. I hope that everybody our knows the reason why we must rise early.

我不知道某些人要晚起的理由。他们永不会有机会来享受早晨的新鲜空气和宁静。

这真是一件 发令人遗憾的事情。早起是我们应该养成的一种良好习惯。为什么?因为早晨是我们从事学业的大好时间。

再者，早起对我们健康也有益处。我希望每个人应该知道我们必须早起的理由。

简单有趣的英文笑话简短

english joke，能让乏味无趣的生活更加更诙谐和有趣，也让孩子们情绪能够有效的放松，课堂充满活力。今天就给大家分享几个简单有趣的英语短笑话：

Teacher: which hand you used to write with?

Student: neither, I always use a pencil to write!

What kind of school do giraffes like to go?

Only the High school!

tting so cool?

Because it is in between A and C!

英语小笑话：

Teacher: if you had 12 apples, 10 oranges, 5 pineapples, 15 strawberries, what would you have?

Student: A yummy fruit salad, Ma’am!

Little Sam (on phone): My son is having high fever and he won’t be able to come to school today.

Teacher: Who is this?

Little Sam: This is my father speaking!

英文笑话简短：

Teacher to student: “Make a sentence using the word “I”

Student: “I is..”

Teacher: “No that is not correct, you should say I am”

Student: “Ok. I am the ninth letter in the Alphabet”!

One day teacher asked Sam that did his father help him with his homework.

Sam simply said that “No, he did it all by himself”!

Mother to Johnny: “how was your exam, is all questions difficult?”

Johnny: “No mom, all the questions were simple, It was the answers which gave me all the trouble”!

通过以上的内容，大家已经了解了英文笑话简短的句子了，可见，这些英文笑话简短就是比较搞笑的，而且还通俗易懂，大家可以多多学习。