2. Your name must be Adele, because you had me at hello.

你的名字一定是Adele，因为你说出那句hello就把我秒到了。

？？？

3. On a scale of 1-America, how free are you tonight?

用1到美国来打分，你今天晚上有多自由？

（双关：你今晚有空吗，顺带吐槽一波美国人最自由的民主梗）

4. Are you a wifi hotspot?

Because I feel a connection.

你是无线路由器吗？

因为我感受到能连上。

（双关：你很对我口味）

5. Are you from Sheffield?

Because you're steeling my heart.

你是谢菲尔德人吗？

因为你在钢铁（谐音：偷走）我的心。

注：谢菲尔德钢铁工业世界闻名

6. I'd like to put an unexpectd item in your bagging area.

我想在你的装袋区放点意外的东西。

（双关：我想让你意外怀孕）

注：unexpected item in your bagging area，在英国超市自助结账的小伙伴对这句话一定不陌生……问题是，这真的不是土味性骚扰吗？

7. You must be from Tennessee!

Because you are the only TEN I see!

你一定是田纳西州来的！

因为你是见过唯一身材火辣的人！

注：Tennessee谐音“TEN I see”。Ten指身材非常好、甚至身材火辣的人。

8. You know what’s on the menu?

ME-N-U

你知道菜单上有什么吗？

我和你。

9. Are you a 45 degree angle?

Because you’re acute-y!

你是45度角吗？

因为你是个锐角/小可爱！

注：acute-y可以拆成：acute n. 锐角和a cutey 一个可爱的女孩。Cutey=cutie，表示可爱的女孩子。

10. Your name must be yogurt.

Because I wanna spoon you.

你的名字是酸奶吧。

我想舀一勺/我想追你。

注：spoon n.调羹，汤匙； v. 向…求爱；因相思而癫狂

还有很多太污的咱就不放了，你以为就这几个吗？肯定不止，下面这些简单易懂的土味情话再了解一下？嗯，还能学不少~

1. You must be a high TOEFL score.

Why?

Because I want to take you home and show you to my parents.

没考好咋整？

2. Do you have a map?

What?

I’m getting lost in your eyes.

3. You just like a camera.

Why?

You make me smile whenever I see you.

4. They say Disneyland is the happiest place in the world.

Actually, they haven’t been next to you before.

5. Don’t steal things from me anymore!

Ah! What?

My heart.

6. There are 100 ways to feel sweet. Eating sugar, eating cakes, and thinking about you in 98 ways every day.

7. Which side do you think my heart is on?

Left or right?

It's on your side.

8. Excuse me, may I ask you the way?

Which way?

The way to your heart.

9. I had a bad dream yesterday.

What kind of dream?

A dream without you.

10. Can you love me?

No, I can't

Then I can teach you how to.

好了，学完这些土味情话，该去继续学托福了，回头申请学校时写A love letter没准还没能用到呢~

话说，你的英语土味情话水平能尬到什么程度？

*文章整理自：侃英语、翻译教学与研究、网络

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