电影“变身国王 The Emperor's New Groove(2000)”完整台词

故事发生在古代的南美洲一个帝国。这个帝国年轻的国王Kuzco虚荣心极重，为了大肆庆祝自己十八岁的生日，他决定在帝国首都附近的一座山上建立一座宫殿。山上世代在此生活的居民一时陷入了困境，村民Pacha来到皇宫请求Kuzco考虑下当地居民的处境，收回成命，但遭到Kuzco一口回绝。 　　于此同时，邪恶女祭司Yzma准备投毒杀害Kuzco夺取王位，但她的跟班Kronk搞错了毒药，误将变身药给了Kuzco吃。于是，Kuzco变成了一头骡马，并阴差阳的错上了Pacha的车去了山上的村庄。Yzma得知后，对Kuzco展开了一系列追杀，而Kuzco也在Pacha等人的帮助下展开了反击！,©

导演: Mark Dindal 编剧: David Reynolds / Chris Williams / Mark Dindal / Stephen J. Anderson 主演: 大卫·斯佩德 / 约翰·古德曼 / 艾萨·凯特 / 帕特里克·沃伯顿 类型: 喜剧 / 动画 / 家庭 / 奇幻 / 冒险 官方网站: http://disney.com/groove 制片国家/地区: 美国 语言: 英语 上映日期: 2000-12-15(美国) 片长: 78分钟 又名: 国王的新装 / 皇帝的新装 / 骑呢大帝 / Kingdom in the Sun

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Wee-be-be-bee.

Kuzco:

Will you take a look at that?

Pretty pathetic, huh?

Well, you'll never

believe this,

but that llama

you're looking at

was once a human being

And not just

any human being

That guy was an emperor

A rich, powerful ball

of charisma

Oh, yeah!

This is his story

[Crying]

Well, actually my story

That's right--

I'm that llama

The name is Kuzco

Emperor Kuzco

I was the world's

nicest guy,

and they ruined my life

for no reason

Oh, is that hard to believe?

Look, I tell you what

You go back away--

you know, before

I was a llama,

and this will all make sense

All right, now see,

that's a little too far back

Oh, ho! Look at me!

That's me as a baby

Waah!

Ahem! All right,

let' smove ahead

Oh, yeah.

Theme song guy: There are

despots and dictators

Political manipulators

There are blue bloods

with the intellects of fleas

There are kings

and catty tyrants

Who are so lacking

in refinements

They'd be better suited

swinging from the trees

He was born and raised

to rule

No one has ever been

as cool

In a thousand years

of aristocracy

[Ship's Horn Blows]

An enigma and a mystery

In Mesoamerican history

The quintessence of

perfection that is he

Kuzco:

Ok, this is the real me

Not this

- This

- Not this.

- Winner!

- Loser.

Ok, see this palace?

Everyone in it

is at my command

Check this out

[Snaps Fingers]

Butler.

Chef.

Theme song guy.

Oh, yeah!

He's the sovereign lord

of the nation

He's the hippest cat

in creation

He's the alpha,

the omega, A to Z

[Snaps Fingers]

And this perfect world

will spin

Around his every

little whim

'Cause this perfect world

begins and ends with

Me.

What's his name?

Kuzco

That's his name

Chorus: Kuzco

He's the king

of the world

Chorus: Kuzco

Is he hip or what?

Chorus: Kuzco

Yeah

[Tires Skidding]

Gow!

You threw off my groove!

Guard: I'm sorry,

but you've thrown off

the emperor's groove.

Sorry!

You were saying?

What's his name?

Kuzco

Chorus: Kuzco

Theme song guy:

That's his name

Is he hip or what?

Don't you know he's

the king of the world?

Whoa, yeah

Oww!

Ha!

Boom, baby!

Aah! Your Highness,

it is time for you

to choose your bride.

Kuzco: Allrighty

Trot out

the ladies

Let's take a look-see.

Hate your hair.

Not likely.

Yikes, yikes, yikes,

and let me guess.

You have

a great personality.

Is this really

the best you could do?

Oh, yes. Oh, no.

I mean, perhaps--

Kuzco: What

is he babbling about?

He's like the thing

that wouldn't shut up

Anyway, still wondering about

that llama in the opening?

Well, let me show you the people

responsible for ruining my life

First, there's Pacha

Uh, excuse me.

I'm here to see

Emperor Kuzco.

You see,

I got this summons--

Guard: Inside, up the stairs,

and to the left

Just follow the signs

Oh, great.

Thanks a lot.

Kuzco: Uh, and don't be fooled

by the folksy peasant look

Oh!

Old man: Pardon me

That's mine

Oh, here you go.

- Thank you.

- You're welcome.

Aah! Oh, hey.

Are you all right?

Here. Let me, uh--

Oh, you're

so very kind.

What happened?

Well, I...

I threw off

the emperor's groove.

- What?

- His groove!

The rhythm in which

he lives his life,